writer comic Dave Barry

According to Dave Barry, a brilliant comedian and author of many books, the typical male goes through many lifestyle phases which can be easily mapped out according to the chart below: 


AGE… PHASE…. INTERESTS

0-2 ……Infancy… …..Pooping

3-9 …….Innocence ….Guns

10-13 ….Awareness… Sex

14-20 ….Emancipation…. Sex

writer comic Dave Barry21-29 ….Empowerment…. Sex

30-39 …..Attainment….. Sex

40-65 ….MIDLIFE CRISIS OCCURS IN HERE

66-Death …..Contemplation…. Pooping

 

Spoken like the funny, hilarious man he is.
What’s not to love about Dave Barry?

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