Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Sex In a Box

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How to Ruin Your Backyard

Clear the furniture. Relocate the bunny. Add suds.  

Good-bye Eating Out

Small bags that had their own bags moved in under my eyes. I begged, "Can we eat out tonight..." The husband said, "Let's make pasta at home...I'll cook." If you are a wife, you know when the...

Don’t Hire a Frumpy Wedding Photographer

It was a lovely wedding! I noticed the beautiful Bride. I noticed the gorgeous Groom. I noticed...the PHOTOGRAPHER???? Did she wake up thinking, "For this girls' once-in-a-life-time very-expensive wedding...I'll wear something drab, color-clashing and frumpy since no one...

Got Kids…? Don’t Fly US Airways

It was 7am when we got the call that my father-in-law had died suddenly.  While my husband worried about long-term loss and being an orphan forever, I fought the task of finding a flight...

They Never Listen…

I'm a bitch.... "Wear a helmet !" "Stay away from the ledge !" "Don't lick the ice !" Then my oldest goes on a skateboard without a helmet and falls on his wrist. First day, "It hurts...MOM, it's fine!" Second...

What happens in the Backyard…

What happens in the backyard...stays in the backyard. Unless you're five and your mother carries a camera.

“Travel Advice for Cheap Restaurants!”

  If you know you are going to be traveling to another city for awhile....sign up to get Groupons www.groupon.com for that city 2 to 4 months prior!  Then look for Groupons that you'll want to eat or do!  Make...

“Three Reason’s Not To Buy New Furniture…”

Here are three reason I won't buy new furniture.  1)  My kids.  2)  My cat.  3)  My sanity. Details on the above: I'd hate to worry about every little crumb or shoe near a new couch.  My cat becomes one...

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